Caroline Wozniacki Wins WTA

In a SHOCKING development, a spokesman at the All England Club admitted that when it comes to choosing who plays at center court “Good looks are a factor.” Several matches were held recently at the premier court that featured lower ranked female players while top seeds were relegated to less-prestigious courts.

According to the BBC who broadcast the matches in the UK, “It’s the Wimbledon play committee, not us who decides on the order of play. But obviously it’s advantageous to us if there are good-looking women players on Centre Court. No one has heard of many of the women now, so if they are pretty it definitely gives them an edge. Our preference would always be a Brit or a babe as this always delivers high viewing figures.”

So, the after Roger Federer played on Friday, the next match at center court featured two 19 year old hotties, Victoria Azarenka (8th seed) and Sorana Cirstea (28th seed), while that same day #2 seed Serana Williams was shunted to the number 2 court.

Even better, on Wednesday unseeded Gisela Dulko (world rank: 45) faced off against Maria Sharapova (also unseeded and currently world ranked 60) in a so-called “Battle of the Babes.” Thursday featured a similar bumping when 9th seed Caroline Wozniacki won her match on center court while #1 seed Dinara Safina was force to play on an outer court.

Johnny Perkins, the spokesman at All England added to his earlier comment saying court selection is “a great big mixture of where the players are in the draw, who they’re playing, what their ranking is.” But, “It’s not a coincidence that those (on Centre Court) are attractive.”

Of course, I’d be horribly remiss to not showcase some of these highly talented women tennis stars, just as the folks at Wimbledon have, so, after the jump join us.

[Daily Mail]



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   I need to help spread some truth! The truth about women training with weights. There is so much confusion about women getting "too big" that it blows me away sometimes, and to be honest, I have no clue where this fear comes from. The only thing I can think of is that one day, a woman saw a female bodybuilder in a magazine and said "I dont wanna look like that!" and BOOM, that spread like crazy. Hopefully after reading this, you will see that there is nothing to be afraid of and you can stop holding yourself back from having a great looking and very functional body.
Whenever this subject comes up, I always ask the person to bring in a picture of what they consider "too big". For one, what they consider "too big" could be totally different than my view of it. And two, what they are calling "too big" might not be a size issue at all, and they are mistaking super lean for super sized. You see, the women in the magazines look alot bigger when they are in competition shape. The low level of bodyfat they carry at that time shows every detail of their muscles and it makes them look huge, but its all an illusion. The women some call "too big" average about 130 pounds, which is probably lighter than most of their accusers.
And what about the scary faces you say? Well, there are reasons for that also, and almost all women dont need to worry about those either. Some of the women bodybuilders are so lean that if they tried to stay that way, they would die. I dont think anyone could take a good picure in that state. The crazy looking rub on tan doesnt help the way they look either. Then there are the steroid abusers. Those are the ones that look very masculine and somewhat deformed. So unless youre doing the things mentioned above, you have nothing to worry about. Check out the pictures below and you can see the difference between women in contest shape and normal, everyday condition. By the way, finding pictures of offseason bodybuilders is not easy!






As you can see, the difference is huge. The funny thing is, she's about 30 pounds heavier in the pictures on the right! Here is another example.








Again, huge difference. Their face, their arms, their legs and their shoulders all look completely different. Not to mention their butts. Any woman would kill to have a butt like theirs and Im sure every guy would love to squeeze a butt like that! Not trying to perv-out or anything, Im just speaking the truth. Now, the next picture is probably what most women are afraid of. Its a picture of the second example above standing next to a steroid abuser in contest shape. The two women above do take steroids, make no mistake about that, but nothing compared to the woman below. Unless you are doing crazy amounts of muscle building drugs and are so lean that you have one foot in the grave and the other foot on a banana peel, you will never look like that.


Hopefully now you have a better understanding of why some bodybuilders look the way that they do. Now on to you! Women for the most part are not capable of building really big muscles without drugs (steroids). They dont produce anywhere near the amount of testosterone that men do and that will limit the amount of muscle that can be built. Where the muscles attatch to the bones make a huge difference in how big a muscle will look also. If a woman had the genetics to get "too big" unintentionally, she would probably look great already, without ever working out once in her life. She would also have a good chance of making a career out of it if she chose to.
When men build up a good amount of muscle, 99.999 percent of women find that attractive. There is a point though, when the muscles get too big, that most women find them very unattractive. Thats usually a result of steroid abuse but up to that point, most women find them pleasing to look at. The same goes for women. They look great when they have built up a good amount of natural looking muscle. Most women will tell you they just want to be "toned", but what they dont understand is that they have to build the muscle before they can tone it. Plus, your muscles are what give you your overall shape. If you skip the muscle building phase and go straight to toning, youre gonna end up with a body that some, including myself, call "skinny-fat". Trust me when I tell you that you will not be happy with that body type.
Below are some comparison pictures of men and women who compete in the same sports. You would not train a woman any different than you would train a man for a sport they both do. Pretty much all drills, conditioning and strength training would be identical. Plus, some of the women even get punched in the face and still look great!


MMA fighter, Vitor Belfort



MMA fighter, Michele Gutierrez
MMA fighter, Ryan Bader
MMA fighter, Miesha Tate
Tennis player, Rafael Nadal

Tennis player, Caroline Wozniacki
Boxer, Evander Holyfield
Boxer, Mia St. John
Male Pole Vaulter
Female Pole Vaulter
 So next time you go to the gym, get yourself under some real weight and work with some real intensity. I say if a woman trains like a linebacker, she will end up with the body of a fitness model. Not only will you get stronger and do all your daily activities with greater ease, you will start to notice that your body is taking on some very nice feminine curves. And over time, when youve built the body of your dreams, you will also notice that your face is still as pretty as it was when you started!



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